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🎭 Carnival Weather Report 🎭

 

"Step right up, folks, and prepare for another unpredictable night at Psycho-R-Us! Keep your hats on tight and your nerves even tighter—because the fairground doesn’t follow your ordinary forecast."

 

Tonight’s Forecast:

 

☁ Heavy Fog with a 90% Chance of Getting Lost

The mist is rolling in thicker than ever, and it’s moving in ways it shouldn’t. Some guests have reported seeing shapes inside—faces that disappear the moment you blink. Best advice? Keep walking. Just don’t stop.

 

💨 Unnatural Winds – They Whisper Back

Sudden gusts will carry more than just a chill tonight. If you hear the wind call your name, do not answer. It isn’t talking to you. It’s talking about you.

 

🌧 Blood Rain Expected at 3 AM

Umbrellas won’t help, but you can try. The groundkeepers have stopped cleaning up the stains—they say it just invites more.

 

🌡 Temperature: Uncomfortably Warm, Like Breathing on Your Neck

No recorded heat source, yet the air remains thick and humid. Guests report an occasional cold spot that lasts exactly three seconds.

 

Carnival Advisory:

🚨 Disappearance Warning

Several guests have failed to return from their rides. Management assures us this is "part of the experience."

 

🎭 Masked Figures Have Been Sighted

They do not work here. Do not follow them. No matter how familiar they look.

 

🔔 Attraction Closures

The Funhouse has been "temporarily closed" due to unforeseen circumstances. No further details have been provided.

"That’s your nightly forecast, folks! Stay aware, stay entertained, and most importantly—stay where we can see you."